2011 was a year of equal and opposite reactions! (ok, maybe not exactly equal)

I lost 30 pounds…yay! (yayayayayayayayay)

A lot of my clothes no longer fit…boo! (who am I kidding, yay!)

Gained a wonderfully positive attitude towards life. Introduced my friends to the thought process of Abraham-Hicks and my therapist, Belinda…yay! (can’t wait to see what The Universe has in store for me)

Might need to check in with Belinda soon…boo! (wonder if Belinda thinks I might be the contributing factor in why my friends now go to her, I don’t mean this in a good way)

Met a couple new girlfriends…yay! (one even won me in the “divorce”)

Had to get rid of one because she hit on a guy I was talking to, twice…boo! (guess she went bros before hoes)

Had partial ownership of the cutest dog ever, Nala…yay! (she was a nice lady)

The guy had to get rid of her and I wasn’t able to keep her…boo! (love her current owner)

Went out on some fun dates with great guys…yay! (way to step up boys)

They didn’t work out…boo! (but still great guys)

Fell a bit harder for one…yay! (that was interesting, to say the least)

My heart got pretty banged up…boo! (I’m even tired of hearing myself talk about it)

Realized how wonderful and genuine some people are…yay! (unexpected smiles are beautiful things)

Was deeply saddened by how horrible and insensitive some people are…boo! (shouldn’t give people the power to make me cry)

Got to spend tons of time with my mom and sister…yay! (words cannot express the amount of love and admiration I have for these two nice ladies…I lovers yous both)

Watched a lot of crappy Christmas movies…boo! (words cannot express how crappy they were, but totally worth it)

Read some awesome books by really amazing authors…yay! (finally read the book that my name came from)

Cannot believe some of the crap people are writing these days…boo! (Sidney Sheldon and Judith Krantz would be appalled)

Got 2 new tattoos, my wings tweaked and a dermal piercing…yay! (so what if one might look like desire’ and the piercing might get pissy every once in a while, the gorgeous lettering and the meaning behind ‘The Other Side of Midnight’ makes up for it)

Definitely have to stop now…boo! (actually I’m ok with it)

The ‘Hoe got a new license plate and I love it…yay! (ANGELGRL)

I might be too old for it and people might make fun of me…boo! (wait, I don’t care)

Finally figured out my pelvic pains…yay! (nice little drive to The University of Tennessee)

Had do start physical therapy twice a week…boo! (thinking Barbara should take me to dinner here soon)

Got a Kindle Fire…yay! (definitely wrote this on there)

Took me quite a while to write this…boo! (stupid confused fingers)

I mean, lezbie honest (total Jersey Shore reference, I am in no way judgemental) the YAY totally outweighs the BOO! But 2011, if you know what’s good for you, you will only bring the lessons, not the mistakes with you!

Seriously, I am not kidding…I work out! (yep, it’s totally a LMFAO reference)